Sunday, June 28, 2009

Jeramyah's Dictionary

We all know kids say some funny things but J says things just a little differently and they crack us up. I know one day he will say everything correctly and that we'll forget how he said it so this will be an on going list of the words he says and what he is REALLY saying....

Bing Bing Ball = Ping Pong
Train Condoctor = Train Conductor
Stoop Office = Post Office
MOMS Glove = MOMS Club
Ha Clean = Lightening McQueen
Hatar = Guitar
To infenaby and to be the ond = To Infinity and Beyond! (Buzz Light Year)
Concholow = Controler
Whybot = Robot
Bam Baid = Band Aid
Backaruum = Vacuum
My Yard = Back Yard
Dangerous Yard = Front Yard
Megasize = Excercise
Gogina = Vagina
It's the Day = You can't sleep because the sun is up. There is NO sleeping during the day!
Brushteeth = Toothbrush
Globin = Goblin


When J wants to play baseball he'll hand you the bat and say "Strike zone, no walking, no swing." Our little coach.


Jeramyah's other new thing is saying everything he doesn't want to do is too dangerous. We tell him he can't go out front with out someone because it's too dangerous. The other day he couldn't go to bed because it was too dangerous. Wouldn't talk to grandma because it was too dangerous. It was cute the first 5 times or so now it just bugs lol.

I know there is a lot more that he used to say and doesn't say much any more. I'll hopefully think of some of them and add to the list....

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